Wednesday, January 28

10% Pillow Talk, 90% Sex

He said: Sex is one of the few ways that men can connect.

She said: Sex shouldn't be used as an award.

He said: Honestly, we think about it 90% of the time.

She said: Honestly, that is not an attainable goal.

He said: Sex is about survivability.

She said: Surviving should be the top priority.

He said: This is hard...
She said: That's normal isn't it?
He said: explain. You really don't understand that it's like on the top 3.

She said: So me, the children, then sex?
He said. .....
She said: So me, sex, then the children?
He said: .....

He said: I wonder if I will have to order Viagra in 10 years.

She said: We'll have to use your 401k for prostitutes and STD testing.

He said: I think I have what Tiger Woods has.

She said: A doctor's note is not going to save you.

By the way, I really do love my husband.


  1. This is hilarious, and probably a conversation had in many homes!

  2. This made me giggle I totally understand these types of conversations. In fact I've had a few of them myself. Great post, I love pillow talk 😊