Wednesday, January 28
10% Pillow Talk, 90% Sex
He said: Sex is one of the few ways that men can connect.
She said: Sex shouldn't be used as an award.
He said: Honestly, we think about it 90% of the time.
She said: Honestly, that is not an attainable goal.
He said: Sex is about survivability.
She said: Surviving should be the top priority.
He said: This is hard...
She said: That's normal isn't it?
He said: ....to explain. You really don't understand that it's like on the top 3.
She said: So me, the children, then sex?
He said. .....
She said: So me, sex, then the children?
He said: .....
He said: I wonder if I will have to order Viagra in 10 years.
She said: We'll have to use your 401k for prostitutes and STD testing.
He said: I think I have what Tiger Woods has.
She said: A doctor's note is not going to save you.
By the way, I really do love my husband.
Labels: Sex 101